decorumoffire: you bit the delicate skin under my throat and I was like a drowning man gasping for his last breath but I didn’t know if I was a siren of distress or if I was begging you for more; your breath is a slow fire catching on the tinder of my thighs and it is the aching heat before the scorching of your tongue, and the oxygen from my lungs is lost, forming wordless syllables, quiet...
But the biggest surprise of “Aschenputtel” [Grimm brothers version of the...– from Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture by Peggy Orenstein. (via feminishblog)
jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
dysenterygay: what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat how often do they have to be walked
all i wanted to do was sleep. IS THAT SO HARD? My nose right now literally feels like someone took dust and made it all gather inside of my nostrils. I CANNOT BREATHE AND MY MOUTH ITCHES. And my suitemate took all of the allergy meds, wahh. And they left all the recycling to be done by me. OSIHDASOIDHA:SDA
empyrealspark: devils-trap: man teen wolf is playin super dirty man like the first season is kinda light and campy and you’re like AIGHT COOL TEENAGE WEREWOLVES and you’re noddin and feelin ok and then season two knocks you on your ass because these characters are sudden;y amazingly deep and you were NOT prepared for that and you’re crying??? why are you crying??? WHY ARE YOUNG BOYS BEING...
fuck this headache right now though.
also, fuck packing. CANTS EVERYTHING JUST PACK ITSELF .__.
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
bebroom: a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
angwomon: before you have sex with me you have to earn it take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
smhexy: Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
themadhannibal: Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
Angelina Jolie Undergoes Mastectomy To Avoid...
saucydossy: publicshaming: In a piece for the New York Times, Angelina Jolie revealed she underwent a preventative double mastectomy. I’m not going to summarize it here because you should hear it coming from her. If you haven’t yet read it, you really should read it right now here. Angelina Jolie shared a personal story in hopes of raising awareness on a number of issues, from the surgery...
The effects of unchecked criminalization: Teen... →
lajoiedevivre: -spare-ohs: fuckyeahfeminists: This is what the school-to-prison pipeline looks like. This is how black youth criminalized. She was doing a science experiment She’s being charged as an ADULT She’s being charged with a FELONY If this all goes the way the prosecution wants, this young woman will be LEGALLY discriminated against for the rest of her life. No voting, housing...
A firm belief in one’s own brilliance can only be sustained by a certain amnesia...– Michael Lipsey (via learnandreflect)